The terms, in plain words
the agreement · last updated 12 September 2026 · no fine print elsewhere
This is the whole agreement for Fumbleproof Pro, the weekly subscription sold in the Android app. If you bought founding access before it closed, your purchase stays under the founding agreement, kept word for word at /founding. There is no fine print anywhere else.
Fumbleproof Pro, week by week
- What it costs. One weekly plan, sold through Google Play. The price is shown in the app and on Google Play before you buy, in your currency, with tax added by Google where it applies.
- It renews every week until you cancel. Cancel any time in Google Play, under Payments and subscriptions → Subscriptions. When you cancel, Pro stays on until the end of the week you have paid for, and then it stops. No further charge.
- If a payment fails, Google gives you a short grace period to fix it. After that, Pro pauses until the payment goes through.
- Refunds go through Google Play, under Google Play's refund policy: Google took the payment, so Google returns it. We can also refund an order from our side when something went wrong. Email [email protected]. If a payment is refunded or reversed, Pro ends with it.
- Deleting your account does not cancel the subscription. Google keeps billing until you cancel it in Google Play, so cancel there first.
- Prices can change. If the weekly price changes, Google Play tells you before the new price applies to you, and you can cancel before it does.
What works today
- The gym. Unlimited practice conversations against six simulated women, each with her own personality and her own way of losing interest. No cap, ever.
- Cold Open. Start from nothing but her profile and write the first message yourself — scored on whether you actually read her.
- The replay. After every session you see her hidden interest, message by message, and the exact moment it turned.
- The coach. A blunt post-session breakdown that quotes your own messages back and, on the worst ones, names the move you should have made instead — never the words. Measured over 400 sessions the coach produced 765 instructions and not one rewrite, because handing you a line to send is the one thing this app will not do.
- Drills. Daily Rep, Window Reps, Revive and Dry-Fade — 60-second judgement reps, with a new one each day.
- Your log. Every session, every grade, your training week.
- Working weight and the skill radar. Every partner is labelled with what she weighs against what you are currently carrying, the way plates are. After three graded sessions the radar breaks your training down across six axes, so you can see which one is actually holding you back.
- Real-chat Review. Upload a real conversation — dead, alive, or somewhere in between. The coach reads it back, marks the message where it turned, shows you your own lines said better, and hands you the drill for what actually went wrong. You can then replay the chat from the moment you fumbled and rewrite that one message. Screenshots are processed and discarded, never stored. Free accounts get one read every three days; Pro has no wait.
- Live replies — 50 conversations a month. Her answers are written live by a language model instead of drawn from the written bank, so she responds to what you actually typed rather than to how interested she is. Every account gets this now, free included — Pro is the difference between twelve live conversations a month and fifty. Past either allowance she keeps answering from the written bank, unlimited. Counting rules below.
What is still coming
This is built or half-built, not shipped:
- More drills and personas — five drills and six partners exist today.
When those ship, Pro includes them at no extra cost, for as long as the service runs. If they never ship, you keep everything in the list above.
What free gets, so you know what you are paying for
Free is a complete loop, not a demo: three practice sessions a week against two of the six partners, her replies written live for twelve conversations a month, one Real-chat Review every three days, and every replay, every grade, every coach note and every drill, always. Feedback is never the thing behind the paywall — practice without feedback makes people worse, and selling that back would make this the sort of app it exists in opposition to.
Pro removes the weekly limit, opens every partner, takes live replies from twelve conversations a month to fifty, and removes the three-day wait on Real-chat Review.
The fair-use cap, stated up front
Live-AI mode is on. Pro includes 50 AI sessions a month — conversations where her replies are written live rather than drawn from the written bank. Practice against the built-in engine — the gym as it exists today — stays unlimited, forever. The cap exists so a handful of accounts can't quietly bankrupt the service.
Two things about how it is counted, because a cap you can't see is just a surprise. It counts conversations, not messages. And a conversation that has already started never counts again, so hitting the limit can never cut you off in the middle of one — the next new chat waits, the one you're in does not.
If you bought founding access
Founding closed on 12 September 2026. If you bought it, nothing changes for you: lifetime access, the 7-day refund on your purchase, and the fair-use cap stated when you paid all stand exactly as written in the founding agreement.
What you're actually buying
Software. The coach is software, the practice partners are simulations, and the app says so everywhere. No human coaching is included or implied — the only human in this is me, answering the support address.
Who this is for, and what it is not
18 and over. That is a condition of the account, not a formality, and it is asked before your first session.
Fumbleproof is practice software, not therapy, counselling, or professional relationship advice. The coach may comment on a conversation you upload, but it cannot know another person's intentions or guarantee an outcome. If dating is hurting you in a way practice will not fix, please talk to someone who is qualified.
The women in practice are simulations. They are labelled as simulations and none is modelled on a real, identifiable person. If you explicitly ask for wording, the coach may offer one example reply and explain the reasoning; you decide what, if anything, to send.
Things that end an account
Very short list, and none of it will surprise you: being under 18, using the service to build or train something that competes with it, attacking the infrastructure, or abusing the fair-use cap through automation rather than practice. If any of that happens the account closes and we refund the week you are in rather than argue about it.
Your right to change your mind
Pro is sold through Google Play, and Google Play's refund policy applies to it. If you are in the EU or the UK you also have a statutory 14-day right of withdrawal for digital purchases; by starting to use Pro straight after subscribing you ask us to begin at once, which normally ends that right. We do not hide behind that: if you think you are owed a refund, email [email protected] and we will sort it out with you. Founding purchases keep their own 7-day refund, set out in the founding agreement.
If these terms change
The date at the top of this page changes with them. If the weekly price changes, Google Play tells you first and you can cancel before it applies. For founding members, what cannot change is set out in the founding agreement. Anything else may be revised, and if a revision is material you get an email — not a silent edit.
What we are responsible for, plainly
We will keep the service running and your data handled the way the privacy page describes. Software breaks sometimes; when it does, the fix is a refund inside the window or a repair outside it. What we cannot be responsible for is how a real conversation goes. This is a gym. Nobody guarantees you a date, and anyone who does is selling you something else.
Nothing here limits liability for anything Dutch law does not allow to be limited, including death, personal injury, or our own intent or gross negligence.
Which law, and where
Dutch law applies, and disputes go to the competent court in the Netherlands. If you are a consumer, this does not take away the protection of the mandatory rules of the country you live in, or your right to bring a case where you live.
Before any of that: email [email protected]. One person reads it and would rather solve the problem than win it.
Who you are buying from
Fumbleproof is a service of EFO Commerce, a sole trader registered in the Netherlands.
Ruysdaelhof 11, 2251 JJ Voorschoten, the Netherlands · KvK 89053338 ·
VAT NL004690417B41 · [email protected]
Pro is paid through Google Play, and your Google Play receipt is your proof of purchase. Founding purchases made on the web were processed by Stripe; those card statements show EO COMMERCES with FUMBLEPROOF next to it. Both are us. If a charge ever looks unfamiliar, email [email protected] before your bank; we answer faster than a dispute does.