Founding access — the terms, in plain words
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You are buying an app that is being built in the open, at the price it will never be again. Below is exactly what works today and exactly what does not — read both before you pay.
Claim your founding spot — $29400 spots · secure checkout by Stripe · full refund guarantee below
What works today
- The gym. Unlimited practice conversations against three simulated women, each with her own personality and her own way of losing interest. No cap, ever.
- Cold Open. Start from nothing but her profile and write the first message yourself — scored on whether you actually read her.
- The replay. After every session you see her hidden interest, message by message, and the exact moment it turned.
- The coach. A blunt post-session breakdown that quotes your own messages back and rewrites the worst ones.
- Drills. Daily Rep and Window Reps — 60-second judgement reps, with a new one each day.
- Your log. Every session, every grade, your training week.
What does not work yet — and what founding buys you
These are built or half-built, not shipped. Founding is a bet that they land, and the price is what it is because you are taking that bet with me:
- Live-AI mode — the simulated women replying with a language model instead of authored lines. The plumbing is written and switched off; it turns on when the paid tier does.
- Real-chat Review — upload a conversation that died and have the coach find the moment. US-only, and gated behind a privacy review that is not finished.
- More drills and personas — three of six drills exist today.
- Progress depth — the skill radar and rating are designed, not built.
When those ship, you have them, at no extra cost, for as long as the service runs. If they never ship, you keep everything in the list above and you keep the refund right below.
What "lifetime" means
Lifetime of the service. As long as Fumbleproof runs, your access runs — no renewals, no upsells to keep what you bought. If the service shuts down within 12 months of your purchase, you get a pro-rata goodwill refund. This page is the agreement; there is no longer document hiding somewhere with different terms in it.
The fair-use cap, stated up front
When live-AI mode ships, founding includes 50 AI sessions per month. Practice against the built-in engine — the gym as it exists today — stays unlimited, forever. The cap exists so 400 lifetime accounts can't quietly bankrupt the service.
400 spots, then it closes
Founding is capped at 400 buyers and closes at public launch, whichever comes first. The close date will be recorded publicly on this page. After that, Pro is $14.99/month or $59/year — founding never reopens.
How you get access after paying
Right now this is deliberately manual: after checkout, create your account at fumbleproof.com/app using the same email you paid with, and founding is switched on by hand — usually within a few hours, always by the next morning. One person does this and he sleeps. Nothing is lost while you wait: the gym already works without it, and your Stripe receipt is your proof. Automatic activation lands with the productised checkout.
Why US only right now
Tax rails — EU and UK checkout open when those VAT registrations are live. Nothing technically stops a non-US card at the moment, so this is on the honour system: if you buy from outside the US, I will refund you and hold your spot at this price until checkout opens in your region. Nobody loses money over my paperwork.
What you're actually buying
Software. The coach is software, the practice partners are simulations, and the app says so everywhere. No human coaching is included or implied — the only human in this is me, answering the support address.
Who you are buying from
Fumbleproof is a service of EFO Commerce, a sole trader registered in the Netherlands.
Ruysdaelhof 11, 2251 JJ Voorschoten, the Netherlands · KvK 89053338 ·
VAT NL004690417B41 · [email protected]
Payments are processed by Stripe; your card statement will read FUMBLEPROOF.